Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tak boleh for you, boleh for me.
*take a very deep breathe* wow, it's been so long since i blog in here. Work has been taking up my time for my very own space and also you people. Lets not side track. I'm here today because i have a SO PANAS news for you people.
Sometimes my girlfriends will be talking about how their boyfriend is, and how they treated them and so one day this gf of mine told me this (with the damn you asshole look) : Aku menyampah siak ngan jantan sial nie. YES, out of the blue. So i asked her, kau dah kenape?
and that was when the story flows...
Gf: Aku bosan lah dgn laki aku, perangai mangkuk per. Ade de ckp ngan aku de pi swimming?
Me: Swimming kat mane? Jurong eh? Syoik per main slide.
Gf: No, He is at Yio Chu Kang nyer swimming pool.. De buat lap training lah for stamina.
Me: ouh, okay lah per.. yang kau nak marah-marah asal?
Gf: kau bilang aku urh, dgr2 swim dari kol 10am sampai kol 5 tak tau nak reply aku peh msg?
Me: Call urh?
Gf: Haram tak angkat. byk de peh swimming! dah perangai balik urh ni.
I choose to keep my mouth shut and listen to her story. After listening to the story i came to a point where i realise somethings in life are just meant to be that way and thats why you call human nature.
The 5 MAJOR things that a Mat can do
1) Be in contact with another girl without telling the girlfriend.
2) Go out for late night supper with his friends.
3) Just plan out a last minute clubbing session with friends and lie through their teeth by saying they wanna sleep.
4) He can join in alamak and admin that he is single.
5) He can check you handphone which includes your contacts and messages and delete them off.
The 5 MAJOR things that a Minah CANNOT do.
1) Be in contact with another guy, sometimes even the own guyfriends.
2) Must be home at least by 2am latest. No more later or perang besar!
3) Wanna go clubbing, the Mat must follow. No dancing with another person at the dancefloor.
4) No chatting online and if possible must delete all the contacts in the cyberworld.
6) Not allowed to touch or even look at the Mat's hp.
All these factors are basically the main point of where signs of a failing relationship is about to happen. This factors are to put into consideration everytime you guys fight or argue. As all of you all know the laws of 80-20. Most things on earth works this way: 20 percent of the cause is affecting the 80 percent of the problem. In another way, you need to find the first main cause which is the 20% and solve them thus the other 80% of the problem will vanish like that. So now you get me?
Anyway when i read back the factors that i just typed out, i serious wonder one hell of a thing: what if the tables are turn and the girls just love to be on top of their Mat's? Will the world eventually comes to an end? hah.
XOXO,
OWNER typicalMATsays
peluk cium peluk cium ¶ 1:53:00 PM
Sometimes my girlfriends will be talking about how their boyfriend is, and how they treated them and so one day this gf of mine told me this (with the damn you asshole look) : Aku menyampah siak ngan jantan sial nie. YES, out of the blue. So i asked her, kau dah kenape?
and that was when the story flows...
Gf: Aku bosan lah dgn laki aku, perangai mangkuk per. Ade de ckp ngan aku de pi swimming?
Me: Swimming kat mane? Jurong eh? Syoik per main slide.
Gf: No, He is at Yio Chu Kang nyer swimming pool.. De buat lap training lah for stamina.
Me: ouh, okay lah per.. yang kau nak marah-marah asal?
Gf: kau bilang aku urh, dgr2 swim dari kol 10am sampai kol 5 tak tau nak reply aku peh msg?
Me: Call urh?
Gf: Haram tak angkat. byk de peh swimming! dah perangai balik urh ni.
I choose to keep my mouth shut and listen to her story. After listening to the story i came to a point where i realise somethings in life are just meant to be that way and thats why you call human nature.
The 5 MAJOR things that a Mat can do
1) Be in contact with another girl without telling the girlfriend.
2) Go out for late night supper with his friends.
3) Just plan out a last minute clubbing session with friends and lie through their teeth by saying they wanna sleep.
4) He can join in alamak and admin that he is single.
5) He can check you handphone which includes your contacts and messages and delete them off.
The 5 MAJOR things that a Minah CANNOT do.
1) Be in contact with another guy, sometimes even the own guyfriends.
2) Must be home at least by 2am latest. No more later or perang besar!
3) Wanna go clubbing, the Mat must follow. No dancing with another person at the dancefloor.
4) No chatting online and if possible must delete all the contacts in the cyberworld.
6) Not allowed to touch or even look at the Mat's hp.
All these factors are basically the main point of where signs of a failing relationship is about to happen. This factors are to put into consideration everytime you guys fight or argue. As all of you all know the laws of 80-20. Most things on earth works this way: 20 percent of the cause is affecting the 80 percent of the problem. In another way, you need to find the first main cause which is the 20% and solve them thus the other 80% of the problem will vanish like that. So now you get me?
Anyway when i read back the factors that i just typed out, i serious wonder one hell of a thing: what if the tables are turn and the girls just love to be on top of their Mat's? Will the world eventually comes to an end? hah.
XOXO,
OWNER typicalMATsays
peluk cium peluk cium ¶ 1:53:00 PM
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