This is definitely random and hopes nobody would be affected by this post. (:

My mother always says this to me, “kalau da bercinte, die kentut pon, kau ckp

wangi!” *laugh* and mostly anybody who are in love or in the honeymoon period would agree with this.

When you are so in love with your partner, you might listen to whatever he ask you to do and that is why people says, love is blind. Even when he is lying through his teeth, you can’t even notice. Here are a few scenarios.

You might be with him for months or even years and you are sure that you know him inside out and you are 100% sure that he wont lie to you about anything. Since he just finished work, you sure that he is tired and since he said don’t call him, as he wants to rest at home. When suddenly, you received a phone call from one of his friends saying he met with an accident! Then you called his mum to inform her and also asked her whether he did he went home after work, and his mum says no. Being like all girlfriends, you went to the scene where he had met an accident there.

There you saw him, with another girl at geylang area(where he met an accident).

If your mat whom you are dating for almost a month or two, loves to give hints like;

Him: Can you imagine if we went out with our baby and you pushing the pram? Isn’t it like happy family?

You: EH??! Why? You want a child is it?

Him: No la! Just imagine..

You: why this sudden convo? Don’t tell me you already have a child?!

Him: No no.

You: Btw, who’s that baby boy in your profile?

Him: huh?? Oh! My foster’s mother son.

And this goes on every time you went on the date with your mat. Like I said, when you are in love, you won’t bother to think all about this.

And when suddenly u received a call from a lady, asking who are you? And she claims she is your mat’s wife and the baby in the picture is theirs.

*Banyak kau nye angkat2 eh!*

Once you had enter a relationship, I’m sure most mats and minahs would want to look into their partners’ phone. If your mat doesn’t allow you to check his phone, the first think you should know, there’s something fishy going on. You chill, relax. Then one day, he accidentally left his hp on the table, to do some chores. You quickly grab his phone.

When asked, kena f*ck. How?

Every time you asked for his phone, kena f*ck. something is seriously wrong here.

Him: You nak tgk hp I buat ape?? Takde pape la. Jangan takot la. I takde pompuan lain la. (What for you wanna see my phone? There’s nothing. Don’t be afraid, I don’t have another woman)

One day, you went to his house and he was sleeping. You chatted with his mum for awhile when suddenly you thought of his phone. You went to his room, *kononnye nak amek barang*, you search hi and low for his phone, but no where to be found!!

*Selit kat sluar dalam pe dekni!*

The next day, while blog hopping, you saw a picture of your mat with another minah.

Last but not least, let me remind you. If your mat is only available on your PAY day, please please please get rid of him. And when you pokai already, he is nowhere to be found, calls can’t be reached and always not at home. Every time, end of the month comes, suddenly he would pop out of no where and treat and talk to your veeerrryyyy nicely just like a royal family.

*Cukup time gaji masok….*

Him: B…..! Sayang ku, intan payung ku… I nak pinjam duit you bole. Nanti I da gaji I bayar you balek. Sumpah! I nak pinjam sikit je. $500. Bukan nye banyak pon. Sikit.

At this very moment, please kick him on his crouch.

Enjoy!