Mat Kahwin-Kahwin According to Ambrose Bierce, love is temporary insanity, curable by marriage. Kalau diterjemahkan dalam bahasa ibunda, ia bermaksud cinta ialah ketidaksiuman sementara yang hanya dapat disembuhkan oleh ikatan perkahwinan.


Amacam, boleh tahan bahasa Melayu Chekgoo Bedah?

In other words, marriage is concurrently the answer to everything. Don't believe me? See the scenarios below.

#1: Shotgun Marriage

This is where the "adik" cannot tahan already. Can cum outside, don't want. Die die want to cum inside. And when God the Almighty blesses him (and her) with their own flesh and blood, both cuak and kanchiong to the core. The best solution to save both families from the shame and malicious gossipers: "I janji I akan kahwin dengan you, I akan jaga anak kita."

#2: Insincere Marriage

This story was given by my boyfriend. His colleague at work was found to be unfaithful towards his girlfriend and to calm her down, he told her, "Please don't make a big fuss out of everything. I will marry you, I promise!" There, you have it. They were engaged a month later and are now married albeit unhappy being with each other. I'd love to ask this unfaithful guy - You don't have other promises to make meh? Like bringing her for candlelight dinner at SG Flyer or maybe holiday at Genting Highland or something? Marriage is not a joke hor!

#3: Impatient Marriage

This one, I cannot tahan. I have friends who have friends who are married as young as the age of 17! What on earth are they (and the parents) thinking? Yes, 17 means you've probably gone through puberty several times already (hehehe) but getting involved in a life-long commitment? A bit too young, I must say. But still, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, right?

This brings to my topic of Mat Kahwin-Kahwin. Normally among the Malays, women are usually the ones who are always excited about getting married, am I right? Correct me if I'm wrong though but I've heard quite a few stereotypes of Minah Kahwin-Kahwin of late. Mat Kahwin-Kahwin existed in my dictionary after I've moved on to higher education and my friends are all older than me. Most, in fact, are already attached to their respective boyfriends for years and counting.
Because I'm named as Chekgoo Bedah, my KPO instincts triggered me to ask them about when they want to settle down. Most answered, nonchalantly:

Entah. My boyfriend kata (insertnumbers) years later, after I'm done with my studies.

Not only that, I have guy friends who are adamant on marrying their current other half. God Bless my guy friends because when I ask them whether they have done IT with their partners, they answered:

Tak la seh. Perempuan tu, aku nk buat kahwin. Tak boleh rosakkan dier.

(But that doesn't mean couples who have pre-marital sex won't last okay. This is just some of the opinionated answers I've heard so far!)

Although most of the past entries of Mat Mods, Mat Sex Addict, Mat Punkrock, etc, are all tipped towards negativity, I must say, there are good men out there. We just have to keep looking for them.
Right, ladies?

Sekian, Wasalam (Because chekgoos are polite and they respect other people, good or bad),

Chekgoo Bedah  ¶ 9:36:00 PM