Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Traits of Prasaan Mat Mod
Just a quick updates. This is a story SHARED by one of our readers of typicalMATsays. So enjoy (:
From: _________________________
Sent: 08 February 2010 11: 09AM
To: knowyourmats@hotmail.com
When I first saw him, there was nothing special about him. He wasn't THAT good-looking, the didn't have the Abg Body build and he was young; young enough to pose off as my younger brother.
But oh well, the plus point on his part was, he had such a glib tongue. I fell in love with him after three weeks, or so I thought.
He claimed he was a mod. Don't ask me what the significance is being a mod in Singapore because from what I knew, mods originated in London in the 1950s. How the hell they influenced the posers in Singapore, I really have no idea. But this mat, who was really into the mod scene etc, was a poor mod. He barely had money to top up his $5 ez-link. No offence, but it's the fact.
Mat Mod's trait #1:
Suke berbual world.
He was often saying that he had mat saleh blood when his face was like one of those normal jawa-malay guys. He said his uncle is Mat Saleh, and his uncle (not him) was born at Liverpool.
The truth?
This mat saleh, who really came from Liverpool, married his aunt, who is Malay. So it just means that this Mat Mod is pure Malay, not even a tinge of Mat Saleh blood. So weird. It's like a pig saying he doesnt like to mix with other pigs becaus they're pigs. Get the link?
Mat Mod's trait #2:
Penipu
This one, classic. Biasalah, bila nk kacip perempuan, start lah dier punye "My girlfriend left me last week cos dier ada lelaki lain" and "You make me feel complete" bla bla bla. When I got together with him, ingatkan dier single. Rupa-rupanye masih ada matair. Diorg dh break tkpe, still in contact ni. Dasar dua2 miang kan?
Mat Mod's trait #3:
Prasan ladies' boy
Ada one period of time ni, dier ada 3 scandals at one time, but still come by my block at night to have sex with me. Kirakan dier bangga la, ada 3 scandals but masih ada 1 girlfriend yang nk main ngan dier. Kong aj btol.
Mat Mod's trait #4:
Kaki pukul
Ni dah mcm biase dah. Asal gaduh, tangan jln. Ludah kat muke org. Tumbuk mata aku bila it's hari raya eve. Sampai lebam mata, kena pakai foundation bertepek. At that point of time, aku dh tekad nk break ngan si Mat Mod ni.
Mat Mod's trait #5:
Kikis duit orang
Tak tau malu btol si Mat Mod ni. Nk pergi pangkeng, msg kwn aku utk pinjam duit. Sakit sgt la tu. Kalau tkde duit nk beli apape, nk makan apape, baru nk jumpe aku. Kalau dier ada duit, dier senyap je. Bila part gaji aku masuk, tau pulak dier nk call ajak aku klua.
Mat Mod's trait #6:
Step kwn dgn bebudak band
Tak habes2 nk lepak kat Esplanade, kononnya dgn band mates dier. Padahal satu musical instrument pun dier tk tau main. Dh knape ni? Bodoh ke stupid? Kononnya jgk, kwn2 dier byk kat The Sallys & Comic strip. Macam paham. Pernah aku tanye one of the comic strip members whether dier knl si Mat Mod ni. Dier kata tk knl. Kesian btol si Mat Mod, tkde kwn rupanye.
Kalau nk list down all his traits nanti sampai bsok pun tk habis. Alhamdullilah, I'm now with a mat yang total opposite of this Mat Mod. And dgr2 this Mat Mod is back with the very first girl he left to be with me. Semoga diorg bahagia lah eh. ¶ 10:11:00 PM
From: _________________________
Sent: 08 February 2010 11: 09AM
To: knowyourmats@hotmail.com
When I first saw him, there was nothing special about him. He wasn't THAT good-looking, the didn't have the Abg Body build and he was young; young enough to pose off as my younger brother.
But oh well, the plus point on his part was, he had such a glib tongue. I fell in love with him after three weeks, or so I thought.
He claimed he was a mod. Don't ask me what the significance is being a mod in Singapore because from what I knew, mods originated in London in the 1950s. How the hell they influenced the posers in Singapore, I really have no idea. But this mat, who was really into the mod scene etc, was a poor mod. He barely had money to top up his $5 ez-link. No offence, but it's the fact.
Mat Mod's trait #1:
Suke berbual world.
He was often saying that he had mat saleh blood when his face was like one of those normal jawa-malay guys. He said his uncle is Mat Saleh, and his uncle (not him) was born at Liverpool.
The truth?
This mat saleh, who really came from Liverpool, married his aunt, who is Malay. So it just means that this Mat Mod is pure Malay, not even a tinge of Mat Saleh blood. So weird. It's like a pig saying he doesnt like to mix with other pigs becaus they're pigs. Get the link?
Mat Mod's trait #2:
Penipu
This one, classic. Biasalah, bila nk kacip perempuan, start lah dier punye "My girlfriend left me last week cos dier ada lelaki lain" and "You make me feel complete" bla bla bla. When I got together with him, ingatkan dier single. Rupa-rupanye masih ada matair. Diorg dh break tkpe, still in contact ni. Dasar dua2 miang kan?
Mat Mod's trait #3:
Prasan ladies' boy
Ada one period of time ni, dier ada 3 scandals at one time, but still come by my block at night to have sex with me. Kirakan dier bangga la, ada 3 scandals but masih ada 1 girlfriend yang nk main ngan dier. Kong aj btol.
Mat Mod's trait #4:
Kaki pukul
Ni dah mcm biase dah. Asal gaduh, tangan jln. Ludah kat muke org. Tumbuk mata aku bila it's hari raya eve. Sampai lebam mata, kena pakai foundation bertepek. At that point of time, aku dh tekad nk break ngan si Mat Mod ni.
Mat Mod's trait #5:
Kikis duit orang
Tak tau malu btol si Mat Mod ni. Nk pergi pangkeng, msg kwn aku utk pinjam duit. Sakit sgt la tu. Kalau tkde duit nk beli apape, nk makan apape, baru nk jumpe aku. Kalau dier ada duit, dier senyap je. Bila part gaji aku masuk, tau pulak dier nk call ajak aku klua.
Mat Mod's trait #6:
Step kwn dgn bebudak band
Tak habes2 nk lepak kat Esplanade, kononnya dgn band mates dier. Padahal satu musical instrument pun dier tk tau main. Dh knape ni? Bodoh ke stupid? Kononnya jgk, kwn2 dier byk kat The Sallys & Comic strip. Macam paham. Pernah aku tanye one of the comic strip members whether dier knl si Mat Mod ni. Dier kata tk knl. Kesian btol si Mat Mod, tkde kwn rupanye.
Kalau nk list down all his traits nanti sampai bsok pun tk habis. Alhamdullilah, I'm now with a mat yang total opposite of this Mat Mod. And dgr2 this Mat Mod is back with the very first girl he left to be with me. Semoga diorg bahagia lah eh. ¶ 10:11:00 PM
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