You i nak kluar tao... You are watching television at home, slurping on your hot milo. Suddenly your handphone beep.
Message from your Mat.

Content:

"Bby, I nak kluar ngan my friend." - Mat
"Oh, ngan sape? Nak ikot. I mendak urh." - You
"Ngan kawan i, alaaahh you tk kenal urh, later you lagi boring." - Mat
"Hmm.. Yerlah, have fun" - you (half dissapointed)

and you waited for hours and hours for your Mat msg, but haram.
Suddenly your phone beep again, but it isn't your Mat but your dearest gf.

"Oi, Kau kat mane?!"- your gf.
You are halfway tryna' reply her msg, when she called your hp with a very kanchiong voice.

"Kau kat mane?!" - your gf.
"Kat umah lah, mendak siol." - you
"Girl, aku dah something nak bilang kau nie." - your gf
"Apehal? Urgent sgt per kau sampai tk leh sabar-sabar tunggu ku reply." - you.
"Eh, aku nampak laki kau uh." - your gf
"Oh, kat mane?"- you
"Kat town, tapi laki kau ngan pompuan ngah hold hand (oh-oh)" - your gf
"Oh, de nampak kau?" - you (trying to control anger and tears)
"Nampak tapi step tk nampak seh. Oi, kau okay tk?!"- your gf
"Nanti aku call kau balek" - you

You hang up the phone, What would you do next?!
You called your Mat thousands of time, your Mat ignore your calls.

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Kick the pillows. Light a cigg and say "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" i mean it really helps at time, at least.

Advice from TypicalMATsays: DUMP HIM BEFORE HE DUMPS YOU. hehe.

XOXO  ¶ 12:05:00 AM