Thursday, January 28, 2010
Mat i AWOL, mcm mane?
AWOL- Absent Without Offical Leave
Okay this is a real true story which i think gonna crack the hell out of you people reading TypicalMATsays. This story that i am going to share with you people is my v much personal and hectic experience evaaaaa~
When you readers are reading this story, think about these questions that i've asked. It will make more sense.
It was the morning of Hari Raya (2009) when all of these drama started. Nani texted my boyfriend (whom is her elder brother) saying that she wants to come back home since her dramatic 'lari rumah'. She's 21 this year as in 2010. So do your maths when she ran away from home. Nani wanted to come back home with one good reason, She is pregnant and doesn't have enough Medisave to use, so she need help from Mak.
My boyfriend is a very good and at times v strict yet lovable brother. He never fails to get whatever his siblings wanted from him. Nak handphone, de belikan.. Aku nie nak shopping kadang-kadang kena marah tau! When Nani messaged him that she was pregnant, all he did was asking her to come back home and we will settle at home, face to face. At that point, i was there with my boyfriend and i swear to god, he was all ready to shoot his larva if he were a Volcano. Muke dia merah nak mampos.
I was there through out. I reminded my boyfriend to be patience, as patience as ever. Im v glad he controlled himself well. When the moment of truth came, Nani appeared infront of the gate with her tummy bulging out and the Mat whom made her pregnant.
First word when i saw the Mat, YUUUUUUUUCKS. MUKE SUMPAH MAT BATAM OR MALAYSIA. buruk sia, tuh pon si Nani nie ader nafsu nak main ngan si Mat sakai ni?Cover face with pillow and fuck the bottom? Bless me, omgosh.
My boyfriend started asking all kinds of question, well more like interrogation. While mak is crying and abah was just staring, too blank to say a thing.
"Aku dah no choice, Lagi one month baby nak kluar, aku mane ader duit." - that Mat AWOL.
"Takde duit, bomb adik aku pandai? Tanggung urh." - my boyfriend.
"Mmg la aku nak tanggung, tuh sebab aku dtg sini. "- Mat AWOL
"Kau jgn nak kurang ajar eh ngan aku, wire aku lari, kau kicap kat sini." - my boyfriend.
"Takde, skrg korang nak tolong aku ke tak?" - Mat AWOL
"Kau matrep tkde sen? Sengkek sgt per kau sampai anak sendiri nak kluar datang mcm mintak sedekah kat rumah orang?(at that moment my boyfriend dah start shouting he was already standing face to face with the AWOL Mat.) Eh, lu peh tattoo ni semua tak guna lah siak, mane lu peh brother.. Mintak deorang tolong urh." - my boyfriend
"Eh lu mane punya nak bebual ngan gua ni macam"- Mat AWOL
"Aku bukan mane-mane punya eh, aku abg pompuan yang kau bomb. Asal skrg lu ade hal per?" - my boyfriend.
At that moment i know my boyfriend wire dh lari max. The Mat AWOL pon kurang ajar. My boyfriend sounds very rude eh, i mean yeah He is like any normal guy who will get very angry if your very own sister got pregnant and being tested with a very rude Mat.
After the whole incident settle down, Nani and the AWOL Mat went home, as in the AWOL Mat home. About a week later Nani messaged my boyfriend these.
"Abg, kau tau kan aku dah khawin?" - Nani
"Huh? Tak, sape khawinkan kau?" - my boyfriend.
"Ouh, ustaz German ni khawinkan aku. Sekarang aku nga Mat AWOL ni dh khawin." - Nani
"Kau dah register kat ROM?"- my boyfriend.
"Belom, Mat AWOL nie kan tengah AWOL. Mane boleh register?" - Nani.
"Kau sawan eh? Kau pompuan. Macam mane kau khawin tak pakai Wali? Selagi kau tak register kau nyer marriage yang SAH you are not married to him, jgn jadi bodoh lah." - my boyfriend.
"Dah, aku dah nikah, ustaz german yang nikahkan aku"- Nani.
Don't get me started on this part. Mane ader such things kan? And so when they came over one day, i asked nani..
"Senang eh kau khawin. Khawin golok eh?"- me
"Tak urh, mcm mane nak pi golok, Mat AWOL nie kan ngah AWOL. Mane lepas siol" - Nani
"Ouh, abeh kau khawin mcm mane?" - Me (step bodoh urh)
"Ustaz German yang khawin kan aku" - Nani.
"Surat Nikah mane?" - Me
"Ader, wali aku pegang." Nani
"Huh?! Wali kau kan Abah atau Abg kau. itupon lau Abah dah tkder or He is ultra sick. mcm gitu" - Me
" Aku pakai wali, Mat AWOL ni nyer pakcik" - Nani.
I didn't want to create a scene. I shut my mouth eventhough i seriously wanted to ask more. Please lah, its all lie and i knew it. Aku bukan bodoh siol, time aku kecik dulu, mak aku hantar aku pergi madrasah sampai Sec 4 tau, walaupon aku cabot byk kali pasal penat sgt aru balik skola kena pergi madrasah.
So yeah, the day came, Nani contractions started and was sent in an ambulance.
So nak tk nak, Mak help Nani financially. That is when things started to get sour in the house. My boyfriend found out that Mat yang bomb kan his sister tengah AWOL. I told my boyfriend to report to the police je lah coz this Mat dah AWOL for almost 3 years. I wonder what are the police doing sampai susah sangat nak tangkap si malaun nie.
This Mat AWOL cannot find a job. He only sits at home (IN MY BOYFRIEND HOME) and habis kan beras. Mat AWOL ni only uses the electricity and doesnt even pay a shit out of it. This Mat AWOL is driving my boyfriend crazy coz my boyfriend is the one who pays the utilities. Whenever my boyfriend talks to Nani about him not working, Nani will get all defensive. Till one fine day where i cannot take it anymore. I had to voice out.
"Kau jgn kurang ajar ngan abg kau lah!" - Me
"Kau asal? Aku bebual pon ngan abg aku, kau sebok asal?" - Nani.
"Eh, Ape abg kau cakap betol kau tau tak. Eh rabak lah siak abg kau lau mcm gini. Bill semua die bayar."- Me.
"SO? - giving that face 'SLAP ME'" - Nani
"So? abg kau ngan aku pon nak saving sial. Kau pikir kau laki bini je nak hidup.. Jantan kau ni dok rumah habis kan beras. Besarkan buah. Tak guna lah sial, jadi laki lau hidup nak dok rumah expect orang tanggung. Agak-agak urh, dah dok rumah orang, tompang lagi... pandai-pandai lah. Takkan tuh orang nak ajar?!" - me
"Yang kau nak bebual pasal laki aku skrg asal? Kau baik sgt? Kau sendiri mcm pompuan sundal!" - Nani.
Right when she finished her sentence, my boyfriend slapped her soo hard that she fell on the floor. My boyfriend was shouting to her something like 'Kau mmg dah kurang ajar. Kau nak kurang ajar ngan aku boleh tapi kalau kau kurang ajar ngan pompuan aku, aku tk terima. Or something like kurang ajar, Mak ngan Abah tk pernah ajar kau cakap ngan orang mcm gitu.' Memang padan urh ngan muke de kena sepak. Feeling very simpati gitu, i went to her and wanted to help her stand up.
But i think she's very ego, she spitted at my hand which i ended up walking away. I tried regaining myself. All i said to myself was that 'i cannot turn into a bitch with her, calm down', i repeated myself dalam hati so many times.
So yeah, despite being told to go and find work. The Mat AWOL still didn't find any job. The reasons: Takde IC mcm mane nak kerja. TAU PON! pergi lah surrender at least ader monthly salary coming in seh.
So tell me, is the Mat AWOL lazy or because he tengah AWOL making it sooooooooo hard to find a job.
and about the Nani, Why i wanted to tell the story? Bcoz she doesn't appreciate her own brother and she even stole my boyfriend and mine savings. She's an asshole.
If you were to ask me what happen till date:
She managed to make Mak kicked my boyfriend out from the house, standard urh cucuk2. and make Mak rent the house out and she gets the money. coz Mak have a house in Johor, Mak is living there. She is not with the Mat AWOL anymore, Kate dah nikah kan? Cerai pon tak? And sampai sekarang the Surat Nikah tak pernah nampak, dasar kan penipu! and she is now with a Mat who is PAK SANGGUP wanting to take care of her and her daughter who looks like the Mat AWOL, so please eh.
Okay this is a real true story which i think gonna crack the hell out of you people reading TypicalMATsays. This story that i am going to share with you people is my v much personal and hectic experience evaaaaa~
- Will you date a Mat who is tengah AWOL?
- Will you claim that you and the Mat AWOL nie dah khawin when you guys actually don't?
- Is there really such thing as Ustaz German?
- Will you appreciate it if you come back home (after running away for 10 long months) pregnant and your eldest brother didn't even scold you instead talk to you nicely?
- Will you be greatful to get a brother as such.
- Will you want to be living in one house with a Mat who is tengah AWOL and cannot fucking find a job?
When you readers are reading this story, think about these questions that i've asked. It will make more sense.
It was the morning of Hari Raya (2009) when all of these drama started. Nani texted my boyfriend (whom is her elder brother) saying that she wants to come back home since her dramatic 'lari rumah'. She's 21 this year as in 2010. So do your maths when she ran away from home. Nani wanted to come back home with one good reason, She is pregnant and doesn't have enough Medisave to use, so she need help from Mak.
My boyfriend is a very good and at times v strict yet lovable brother. He never fails to get whatever his siblings wanted from him. Nak handphone, de belikan.. Aku nie nak shopping kadang-kadang kena marah tau! When Nani messaged him that she was pregnant, all he did was asking her to come back home and we will settle at home, face to face. At that point, i was there with my boyfriend and i swear to god, he was all ready to shoot his larva if he were a Volcano. Muke dia merah nak mampos.
I was there through out. I reminded my boyfriend to be patience, as patience as ever. Im v glad he controlled himself well. When the moment of truth came, Nani appeared infront of the gate with her tummy bulging out and the Mat whom made her pregnant.
First word when i saw the Mat, YUUUUUUUUCKS. MUKE SUMPAH MAT BATAM OR MALAYSIA. buruk sia, tuh pon si Nani nie ader nafsu nak main ngan si Mat sakai ni?
My boyfriend started asking all kinds of question, well more like interrogation. While mak is crying and abah was just staring, too blank to say a thing.
"Aku dah no choice, Lagi one month baby nak kluar, aku mane ader duit." - that Mat AWOL.
"Takde duit, bomb adik aku pandai? Tanggung urh." - my boyfriend.
"Mmg la aku nak tanggung, tuh sebab aku dtg sini. "- Mat AWOL
"Kau jgn nak kurang ajar eh ngan aku, wire aku lari, kau kicap kat sini." - my boyfriend.
"Takde, skrg korang nak tolong aku ke tak?" - Mat AWOL
"Kau matrep tkde sen? Sengkek sgt per kau sampai anak sendiri nak kluar datang mcm mintak sedekah kat rumah orang?(at that moment my boyfriend dah start shouting he was already standing face to face with the AWOL Mat.) Eh, lu peh tattoo ni semua tak guna lah siak, mane lu peh brother.. Mintak deorang tolong urh." - my boyfriend
"Eh lu mane punya nak bebual ngan gua ni macam"- Mat AWOL
"Aku bukan mane-mane punya eh, aku abg pompuan yang kau bomb. Asal skrg lu ade hal per?" - my boyfriend.
At that moment i know my boyfriend wire dh lari max. The Mat AWOL pon kurang ajar. My boyfriend sounds very rude eh, i mean yeah He is like any normal guy who will get very angry if your very own sister got pregnant and being tested with a very rude Mat.
After the whole incident settle down, Nani and the AWOL Mat went home, as in the AWOL Mat home. About a week later Nani messaged my boyfriend these.
"Abg, kau tau kan aku dah khawin?" - Nani
"Huh? Tak, sape khawinkan kau?" - my boyfriend.
"Ouh, ustaz German ni khawinkan aku. Sekarang aku nga Mat AWOL ni dh khawin." - Nani
"Kau dah register kat ROM?"- my boyfriend.
"Belom, Mat AWOL nie kan tengah AWOL. Mane boleh register?" - Nani.
"Kau sawan eh? Kau pompuan. Macam mane kau khawin tak pakai Wali? Selagi kau tak register kau nyer marriage yang SAH you are not married to him, jgn jadi bodoh lah." - my boyfriend.
"Dah, aku dah nikah, ustaz german yang nikahkan aku"- Nani.
Don't get me started on this part. Mane ader such things kan? And so when they came over one day, i asked nani..
"Senang eh kau khawin. Khawin golok eh?"- me
"Tak urh, mcm mane nak pi golok, Mat AWOL nie kan ngah AWOL. Mane lepas siol" - Nani
"Ouh, abeh kau khawin mcm mane?" - Me (step bodoh urh)
"Ustaz German yang khawin kan aku" - Nani.
"Surat Nikah mane?" - Me
"Ader, wali aku pegang." Nani
"Huh?! Wali kau kan Abah atau Abg kau. itupon lau Abah dah tkder or He is ultra sick. mcm gitu" - Me
" Aku pakai wali, Mat AWOL ni nyer pakcik" - Nani.
I didn't want to create a scene. I shut my mouth eventhough i seriously wanted to ask more. Please lah, its all lie and i knew it. Aku bukan bodoh siol, time aku kecik dulu, mak aku hantar aku pergi madrasah sampai Sec 4 tau, walaupon aku cabot byk kali pasal penat sgt aru balik skola kena pergi madrasah.
So yeah, the day came, Nani contractions started and was sent in an ambulance.
So nak tk nak, Mak help Nani financially. That is when things started to get sour in the house. My boyfriend found out that Mat yang bomb kan his sister tengah AWOL. I told my boyfriend to report to the police je lah coz this Mat dah AWOL for almost 3 years. I wonder what are the police doing sampai susah sangat nak tangkap si malaun nie.
This Mat AWOL cannot find a job. He only sits at home (IN MY BOYFRIEND HOME) and habis kan beras. Mat AWOL ni only uses the electricity and doesnt even pay a shit out of it. This Mat AWOL is driving my boyfriend crazy coz my boyfriend is the one who pays the utilities. Whenever my boyfriend talks to Nani about him not working, Nani will get all defensive. Till one fine day where i cannot take it anymore. I had to voice out.
"Kau jgn kurang ajar ngan abg kau lah!" - Me
"Kau asal? Aku bebual pon ngan abg aku, kau sebok asal?" - Nani.
"Eh, Ape abg kau cakap betol kau tau tak. Eh rabak lah siak abg kau lau mcm gini. Bill semua die bayar."- Me.
"SO? - giving that face 'SLAP ME'" - Nani
"So? abg kau ngan aku pon nak saving sial. Kau pikir kau laki bini je nak hidup.. Jantan kau ni dok rumah habis kan beras. Besarkan buah. Tak guna lah sial, jadi laki lau hidup nak dok rumah expect orang tanggung. Agak-agak urh, dah dok rumah orang, tompang lagi... pandai-pandai lah. Takkan tuh orang nak ajar?!" - me
"Yang kau nak bebual pasal laki aku skrg asal? Kau baik sgt? Kau sendiri mcm pompuan sundal!" - Nani.
Right when she finished her sentence, my boyfriend slapped her soo hard that she fell on the floor. My boyfriend was shouting to her something like 'Kau mmg dah kurang ajar. Kau nak kurang ajar ngan aku boleh tapi kalau kau kurang ajar ngan pompuan aku, aku tk terima. Or something like kurang ajar, Mak ngan Abah tk pernah ajar kau cakap ngan orang mcm gitu.' Memang padan urh ngan muke de kena sepak. Feeling very simpati gitu, i went to her and wanted to help her stand up.
But i think she's very ego, she spitted at my hand which i ended up walking away. I tried regaining myself. All i said to myself was that 'i cannot turn into a bitch with her, calm down', i repeated myself dalam hati so many times.
So yeah, despite being told to go and find work. The Mat AWOL still didn't find any job. The reasons: Takde IC mcm mane nak kerja. TAU PON! pergi lah surrender at least ader monthly salary coming in seh.
So tell me, is the Mat AWOL lazy or because he tengah AWOL making it sooooooooo hard to find a job.
and about the Nani, Why i wanted to tell the story? Bcoz she doesn't appreciate her own brother and she even stole my boyfriend and mine savings. She's an asshole.
If you were to ask me what happen till date:
She managed to make Mak kicked my boyfriend out from the house, standard urh cucuk2. and make Mak rent the house out and she gets the money. coz Mak have a house in Johor, Mak is living there. She is not with the Mat AWOL anymore, Kate dah nikah kan? Cerai pon tak? And sampai sekarang the Surat Nikah tak pernah nampak, dasar kan penipu! and she is now with a Mat who is PAK SANGGUP wanting to take care of her and her daughter who looks like the Mat AWOL, so please eh.
PANJANG SUNGGUH CERITA AKU BOLEH BUAT DRAMA.
but thats the fact. Not everyone live life on a bed of roses.
XOXO
Labels: AWOL, khawin no cert, Mat sengkek, ROM, Ustaz German
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