Wednesday, January 13, 2010
B, loose weight lah!
Okay today TypicalMATsays is going to share with all you lovely readers on something that is very senstive.
Okay sape sini rase yang korang gemok and your Mat would prefer you be a size or two smaller.
Hehe, stop smilling.. i know how it feels.
Truely, when i was schooling back then, during the ITE days, i had this girlfriend of mine who sanggup loose her weight just for the Mat. Hmm, i know it is stirring different thoughts inside of you.
Okay, the Mat is a very active guy in sports. He play sports and all. on the other note: i don't like this girlfriend of mine being with this Mat. Tak sebulu aku.
It was during the fasting month where I think its already too much. The whole class(malay) went out for a break-fasting session over at ZamZam when my girlfriend and this Mat order a Medium size murtabak. Okay as all of you know, Murtabak is being cut into smaller pieces when they are being served right?
Something really irritate the hell of out me is that, this Mat gave my girlfriend only two pieces of the small murtabak and the rest he ate it. So my itchy mouth cannot resist and asked him
"Kau makan byk abeh pompuan kau makan sikit nak mampos!"- me
"Biarlah, die kena diet lah. Nak loose weight mane leh makan byk."- Mat
"Dah giler eh? De puase tao. Kau tao lapar abeh de tk tao urh?"- me
"De yg mintak sikit per, kau asal"-Mat
After finish eating...
"You, i nak pegi solat at masjid sultan. Panas urh kat sini"- Mat (talking to the girlfriend but the eyes was looking at me.)
"Pegilah.. I wait for you kat sini" - Mat's girlfriend
"Pegilah, mmg panas pon kau kat sini. Tonggang terbalik kat sejadah pon tk guna tao lau maseh tunggang terbalek kat atas katil! Buang mase je kau solat step baik. Nak buat amal? Nie kasi kawan aku makan mcm biase, tuh baru dapat pahala." - Me. (laser mulut i)
the Mat looked at me and walked away. Abeh asal? Salah per i ckp NO right? I mean i was talking fact it's just the Mat who cannot accept it.
And this girlfriend of mine pon sanggup mati-mati nak loose weight pasal the Mat wants her to do so.
Imagine lah eh, this Mat bought for my girlfriend this stupid milkshake where it is a subtitute to food. No rice just that stupid milkshake. Naik darah aku cite kan korang.
This Mat really pushes my girlfriend to an extend where she doesn't want to hang out with us, wants to go exercise with him and please him is all she do.
and till today, this girlfriend of mine is still with his pathetic Mat.
PS: tak kurus-kurus pon. Jantan kau mmg tk guna urh, tak favourite aku!
Dear girlfriends out there who is reading TypicalMATsays, if a guy is telling you to lose weight, lose him.
Labels: fat, kurus tak agak-agak, loose weight, milkshake, slim
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